Friday, October 16, 2009

MAC AT THE LOUVRE?????










You got to be kidding!! What next? The french are fried over the bad taste at the Louvre.

Now you can view fine art and boost your blood sugar and speed up the onset of diabetes with junk food? We may as well share the abominable Western diet with Europe. Do they need some couches to sit in front of the TV as well?

We all know after a short stay in America, Michelangelo's David returned to Europe supersized.

I have heard a rumor that Dan Brown will soon begin work on "The McNugget Code".

3 comments:

Cowgirl said...

Are we too fat or too skinny? I am getting confused. The fashion mags are blamed for sending the wrong messages and then the nutritional experts are telling us to lose weight to cure everything. The docs are just dispensing meds and then going golfing. What's a girl to do?

I love both of these depictions and David looks especially appealing with a little 'meat' on his bones.

xoxo g

bobojojo's said...

Holy smokes Dave.
Get thee to thy gym already.

It would seem Lisa just gave up and headed for the Piggly Wiggly
I'm assuming she has been vacationing in the south.
Next stop..... the springer show

Obese artifacts and the men that love them

Joey & Rick said...

Yikes....I love your blog title... all I have is one question...

"Does this seat cushion make my ass look big?"

Mac-Attack in SoDak