Have you ever got instructions like this? You would have thought I was a 5 year old!

On my recent trip to Lo de Marcos, I was anxious about my connection at Puerto Vallarta. Would I get picked up or would I have to take the bus to Lo. I had emailed, but the internet link was tenuous at best. . . . then this email arrived from my cuz:
"We will meet you right there. . . inside. . .just stay in the area. . . do not go outside. We will be looking for you right there, inside. . . easy peasy. Stay put. . . do not wander away from the area!!!
We will shoot for 2 o'clock.
DO NOT WANDER AWAY!!
We will shoot for 2 o'clock.
DO NOT WANDER AWAY!!
If you have ever been at the PV airport, you will know that the p
lace is not huge, in fact it is down right small and where would I possibly wander. The bar 1/2
mile away? You can look around the general area and besides a couple exchange and variety stores, not really much else.
lace is not huge, in fact it is down right small and where would I possibly wander. The bar 1/2
mile away? You can look around the general area and besides a couple exchange and variety stores, not really much else.Needless to say, as soon as I walked out of the security area, I just had to scan the room and my eyes rested on my cuz! Lucky for her, I didn't wander, but I did WONDER why she would send such a message. . . . . .She doesn't even have
kids ---just a dog. That must be why I got the directive not to wander. She was afraid after getting off the plane, I would head straight for a fire hydrant!?!?!?
kids ---just a dog. That must be why I got the directive not to wander. She was afraid after getting off the plane, I would head straight for a fire hydrant!?!?!?



























