Have you ever got instructions like this? You would have thought I was a 5 year old!

On my recent trip to Lo de Marcos, I was anxious about my connection at Puerto Vallarta. Would I get picked up or would I have to take the bus to Lo. I had emailed, but the internet link was tenuous at best. . . . then this email arrived from my cuz:
"We will meet you right there. . . inside. . .just stay in the area. . . do not go outside. We will be looking for you right there, inside. . . easy peasy. Stay put. . . do not wander away from the area!!!
We will shoot for 2 o'clock.
DO NOT WANDER AWAY!!
We will shoot for 2 o'clock.
DO NOT WANDER AWAY!!
If you have ever been at the PV airport, you will know that the p
lace is not huge, in fact it is down right small and where would I possibly wander. The bar 1/2
mile away? You can look around the general area and besides a couple exchange and variety stores, not really much else.


Needless to say, as soon as I walked out of the security area, I just had to scan the room and my eyes rested on my cuz! Lucky for her, I didn't wander, but I did WONDER why she would send such a message. . . . . .She doesn't even have
kids ---just a dog. That must be why I got the directive not to wander. She was afraid after getting off the plane, I would head straight for a fire hydrant!?!?!?

2 comments:
HAHAHA!! Ben Dover (with lots of roman numerals after the name!!) LOVE it!!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has to walk around with a leash around my neck. I can't be trusted either ;)
Well, the truth is I am really laughing out loud (not LOL) but the real thing. Laughing at myself and that email....hee,heee,hee. I just didn't want you to wander away and get distracted (as you are so easily) and find yourself the proud owner of a timeshare in Nuevo Vallarta. I suppose I can be a bit 'bossy' at times but you must admit I am clear and there is no mistaking what I mean!
Anyway, there were a few times I caught you 'mind' wandering and had to poke you to get you to pay attention and now that you mention it, it is a lot like dog training. Oh,,,gawd....I am laughing again.
la crema donna loves you
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